Bash.org 926627

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Oh.
My.
God.
We have a unit here. It's about the size of a small speaker.
In big letters across the front of it, it says "DATA DESTROYER."
Some idiot comes into my office just now, and asks, "hey, what is this thing?"
I say sarcastically, "it's a DVD polisher..."
Next thing I hear: *GRIND GRIND GRIND* "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
Now they're pissed at ME.
Because THEY couldn't read.
Besides, it's not like I gave them PERMISSION to use MY "DVD Polisher."
I hate people.